Dead Cat Bounce - Midget lyrics

I dont know why but when I see a midget I just want to pick him up and run and see how far I can get I get the feeling with the average midget I could probably make it quite some distance without breaking a sweat And who would stop me? How would it end? Would most people just a**ume me and the midget were friends? That we were fooling around, lifting each-other off the ground Or maybe he was in a rush and I was helping him out? And maybe its sick, maybe its wrong, maybe its midget-napping But I got so used to thinking this through, Im scared its something I might actually do Seriously, under the right circumstances I don't think I could help myself And once I had the midget where would I even take the midget I mean its not as if I've a plan Besides theres only so many places that you'd be welcome with a struggling midget held in your hands And would he talk to me? what would he say? Would he ask where we were going? Would he tell me his name? And would I have to explain, that I was perfectly sane its just that both of us have got a little carried away Him in a more literal sense... And would I be caught, would I be charged, would I get slightly famous? Would I be sued, would it make the news, would there be copycat cases? Would midgets take up arms and fight, people of average height? And what would that look like? My lord the midget army approaches! Then send for my generals and tell them we must build a wall Okay At least five feet high! Oh ok My liege, tallengrad hath fallen! OH sh*t! They're everywhere, its like midget-geddon Then tell the men to summon forth all their strength and courage For tonight we face our greatest enemy This summer get ready for a tale of semi-epic proportions A tale of war We've been fighting so long, I can't even remember how this damned war even started A tale of betrayal You betrayed meeeee! Sorryyyy! And of love It can never be Arlowe, for I am a midget, and you are a normie