Dead Cat Bounce - Every Time You Shave, A Moustache Dies lyrics

Well sometimes I think I feel it When I'm half asleep A patch of manly bristles On my upper lip When I'm at the bathroom sink Sometimes I can't help but think Every time you shave, a moustache dies A furry treasure It's lost forever And your manhood fades away before your eyes A piece of your soul Goes down the plughole and dies And I picture in mind's view Moustache and me walking down the street Getting looks of admiration From everyone we meet Can I stroke it? (Yes you can!) Look out world, here comes a man A man who understands that Every time you shave, a moustache dies A bushy soldier Whose war is over And could you look Tom Selleck in the eyes When let's face it Your face is naked And why Standing at the bathroom mirror Suddenly my choice is clear Staring right there back at me Is the man I'm s'posed to be You don't have to be alone Just lay down your shaving foam Throw your razor blades away You don't have to shave today (Throw your razor blades away You don't have to shave today) Just let it grow It's under your nose