Deacon the Villain - Obligatory Posse Cut lyrics

[Tonedeff] F-F-First I sprinkle the -- awww, f** it, I'm reluctant To Spit another cameo verse, Cause, ain't I said enough sh**? Instead I'd rather stuff this, roster the f** up with Lots of a**umptions and roughly half of the rapping public I'll handle production, Y'all make sure your verse catches the drum kick The odds of getting off are decent with 80 n***as and 1 chick sh**, I'll even put my momma on it...(MOM: "Yo, Bust it..") I'd tell ya girl, but she'd get confused if I told her to come spit [Breez Evahflowin] Partna, This ain't my posse, Still I'm known to carry a scroll Like Samuel Jackson in various roles Accomplished, artist with intuitive mind Other rappers like actors overdoin they lines Ain't no fearing this, I could care less who's hearing this I'm out to set a record for the most guest appearances Hence, another rhyme orgy Recording me ain't cheap, Tone, this verse is gonna cost you that beat [Deacon the Villain] Yooooooooooo it's deacon, I'm only on this sh** cause I was asked Drove from kentucky, so who the f** is paying for my gas Tone hara**ed me "heeeeey, it's only 8 bars Do it for QN5 guy, cause we're that company that makes stars" Man, I could've been at home on my PlayStation Can you believe for this sh** that I used my vacation But O-NO! E Famm needs me To spit a f**in 20 second verse on their EP [Mecca] Well, Deac at least you knew you was getting suped up Why didn't you tell me Tonedeff was such a ruthless producer I ain't come in this b**h with loose lips I came here on some cool sh**, Packed for the beach, expecting a crew trip But Tone is like, You spit, come on, bro, this really needs your flow Do it or your album's out the door, Yo A fast one and I can't pull it faster Aight you scheming ba*tard...that's 8...now can I have my master? [Kno] Yo, I hate posse cuts, this isn't challenging I'd rather collab with my other 8 personalities Think you can f** with me? Thats automatically suspect like seeing R Kelly at Chuck E Cheese K-N-O the venomous gringo with intricate lingo Witcha gramma playin bingo Blah blah blah punchline Why am I trying? Tonedeff's on this track...I'm just gonna get shined! [ICONtheMicKing] They wanna do the hook before and after me I said it's blasphemy It's just none of them want their rhyme compared to this masterpiece But really though, I don't wanna flow with you jerks Talking all this, I'm gonna k** it, but won't show me your verse I'm getting my outshine on, y'all want to syphon rays Writing they verses, thinking..."Hmmmm, what would iCON say" You only getting 8, buy my sh** if you wanting more I had to rewrite twice, I better be paid for 24 [GMS] Yo, how many cats on this track? Man, that's wack Should've been me, Tone, Pack and that girl in the back I hate these long a** underground tapes You gotta wait, wait, wait, and then you only spit 8 Gimme a break! What a waste of time! Here's a couple of freetyle lines so I don't have to waste a rhyme I'm not getting paid for this b**h? This your basic everyday flow, don't expect no amazing sh** [KAMEEL-YEN] Now since they said I only got eight I ain't no time This song is helpin my career as much as puff did shine And they lucky the beat's hot otherwise what'd be the use Of me sweatin my a** off in this little sound booth What am I the token chick with these dicks in a sword fight I don't even know half these cats/ is this a song or an open mic You wrong if you think I'll leave with no check in hand And if I don't I'll file a lawsuit (fu*k E-F@MM !!!) [PackFM] Word? Well fu*k YOU TOO! I'll show you how we do this properly We dont need a posse cut *why?* Efamm is a posse Dont need the cedibility *why?* Cause nobody can doubt mine Let's do We Are the World, thats more heads for me to outshine Tone was like *Come on this is excessively long* Like after hearing my verse you care about the rest of the song *CD skipping forward* Is all you hear til you get to my part Cause my 8 bars alone make this a standout by far! [Pumpkinhead] I can't believe I'm here to spit in booth I got the flu cold sweats plus a chip in my tooth Am I even gettin paid for this dedication The least qn5 can do is pay for my medication Seriously I could have been home in a zone Do yourself a favor and don't to close to the microphone Cause you might catch a germ this mic you should be burned So if ya a** get sick that's not my concern [Elite] f** a posse cut, I don't know half of these people We shouldn't even make this like movies after the sequel Oh man.what a splendid plan It's extended famm featuring it's extended famm Let's just make sure there's no hook/ Or at least a bad one ...like Ahh f** it, I thought I had one The obligatory setup line! You were expecting a punchline here.weren't you! [Poison Pen] This is the song that never ends E-F@mm, Poison Pen & a bunch of ballchinians And it goes on & on my friend I Just came to the lab for a beat-tape I had to hit the track off with something My flow glows...I traded in my tonsils for tungsten Ain't no problem spittin on this sh** Just try to get us all together...just to perform this sh** [Substantial] Now you goddamn well I barely show up to shows What made you think I want to be with yall kicking flows Splitting doe like umpteenth ways with these bozos Would've said a number but there is always no shows Probably be the one they predict to go solo And when I blow yo these same cats with no doe Who once were dick riders are now haters so check it They're the reason why there won't be posses cuts on my record! [Squijee] Ayo, it's squijee, you know I'm always up in the mix Did you think that I wasn't gonna spit 8 bars up in this b**h!? f** y'all motherf**ers, I keep it street, B Squijee,I got the biggest dick in my speices So, what I'm 2 feet tall and look like a raccoon That's tall enough to reach your girls p**y and a** too I'm gully son...I'm done with the subject Cause I just hit 8 bars, and I still ain't f**in' drunk yet