De La Soul - What The f** #1 lyrics

[Posdnuos:] Aiyyo this is the "What the [BLEEP]" portion of the tape Where we play you, exclusive songs you never ever heard before That didn't make the album, that's why y'knahmsayin so This one is called "De La Soul's Poster" It was recorded during the "De La Soul is Dead" album So you ain't gonna hear it nowhere else Check it out yo here it go ["De La Soul's Poster":] I was walkin down the street to meet with my sweet I'm not a wimp, but a shrimp, by the gangsta pimp Actually I'm a kid with a limp, for my left leg was damaged by some girls who managed to run me over Over the fact De La Soul was in a shopping mall The gall of the floozies Though kids pose with no chains or uzis Yo they're straight up weak Now I made it to the end of the street, what do I spot ... it made me drop my soda bop to the beat y'all it seems my nightmare won't stop I spot myyyyyyyyy girl and this cop Gazin at a De La Soul poster on the side of a building Was willing to forget it but my girl was singin like a beaut' how cute Trugoy was And if she was older how she'd be his boy Was this somethin I deserved I'm a dedicated proom, only cheated once in a blue moon And she's ready to quit me for some face on a wall The cop gets a call and he had to jet, bet the more man with a holster Now I'm quick to face the troublesome poster Pulled out a marker that I had stashed Figured I'd give him a blue mustache But with a dash I received a slash from a fist, it was my girl fist at that I knew what I was doin would truly toast her But didn't think she'd plug me for the De La Soul [needle drags] [inserted track ends] "What the, what the [BLEEP] was THAT!" Yeah exactly y'all Yeah that was a little out whi-whi-whiggedy-WHOA! But ummmmm, yeah y'know that was that early 90's flow of mine If you want to consider it a flow I mean I think my flow was still baking in the oven I don't even think the oven was on Actually I don't think it was plugged up yet but Ummmm, let's get into something where umm the flow's a LITTLE bit better Some current stuff right here for ya Aight let's do it