De La Soul - The Doubl Huey Skit lyrics

*Bonus track [Intro] Uh hahah. Wipeout Directly from the sector of Bach. We plug you into the tape. Record! [Hook] Comedy skit (uh huh) Drama skit (okay okay) Movie skit (kinda like that one) Double skit (wait a minute, that's you) Mase skit (hold up hold up, that's me) Pos skit (you mean my man with the specs?) Dub skit (hold up hold up it's that Double Huey Skit) [Verse One] Microphone check one two three Now this is how a hype beat should be Beat be slammin', people be lamin' Movin' and groovin' to the beat Now don't mistake me for no singer Not a drug sellin', crime felon swinger I grab the mic and I chat though despite my handicap I cut it up with just three fingers Some people might think I'm strange Some even say derange But that don't matter, that's just chatter Movin' like I'm insane It's as hot as it gets Wear the cap if it fits You know when, Double B will pen on a tune that goes like this [Interlude] Geeeeez. Oh my God! I don't believe it, I don't believe it. Double B and Mase, rhymin'? Rhymin'? Word up. They ran away to the studio and did a little something behind our backs but it sounds good. It sounds groovy. It sounds real real good. Alright, continue. Stop the tape again [Verse Two] Peace to the Bill Posse Strong Island community We got much in store, you heard hardcore Prince Paul, Plug 1, 2, 3 [Maseo] It's been awhile but I'm wit it Chose a style that fitted No time to max, put it on wax, next thing ya know it had hit it Not enough money can buy me Not a duck MC can try me Take this as a hunch, I'm packin' a punch From '89 to the 1990's Beginning a trend so let's set it If you don't have a nine you'll get it Stomp your feet and move to the beat and everything will be copacetic [Interlude] Hey hey this is Jeff remember me? Ain't you guys Plug 1, Plug 2? Beat it kid, this ain't the Brainwash Skit. This is the Double Baby Huey Skit So what? Now you got DJ's rapping? They're not DJ's. Nah. They're PA's. PA's man. Get outta here. You don't know what you're talking about, get outta here. Beat it. Go bother somebody else. Now let's get back to the skit. Word up Haaaaa....it....hit Baaaaa....it....bit Faaaaa....it....fit Skaaaa....it....Skit! Hahahaahha! Yo Mase you know there's a lot of skits I like out there Yeah Double I know what you mean You know like Jungle Skit But I like that De La Skit What about Prince Paul Skit? But I like that Latifah Skit And the 45 King Skit But it's about Monie Love Skit And can't forget Red Alert Skit It-it-it-it-it-it yeaaaah {Beeping} Wait a minute. That's my beeper, I gotta call my Skit. See ya later Hahahahah. Heeeeheee wipeout! Oh my God we are buggin'! Hahahahaha. It's OVEEEER!