DBUK - Jim Nabors, From Ba** To Mezzo-Soprano lyrics

Female, you bore me Cause that's what you do So I stole from you Cause that's what I do I stole black-red dress, I laid it on my bed I laid your black-red in my fallow field I waved it as a conquering banner out my truck's window It grew a rip up the thigh that conquered me And I gave up Cause that's what I do I was alone, late one night And I put on your black-red dress I wiggled and I giggled As I danced to Cheap Trick And I caught my reflection in my RCA TV I wanted to take myself down like I do Then behind my reflection was the ba** [?] Jim Nabors Saying his line, his line, his line and I stopped dancing And I did cry Cause that's what I do I wore your black-red dress down to the discotheque The boys, their sugary movements with their red, red lips They give me charms, they gave their fruit drinks, they gave they catcalls They lifted up the hem of your dress and were surprised, surprised, surprised They put my hem down Cause that's what they do I wore your black-red dress down to the foreign drug store "I am Habib [?]. Welcome, mister. Oh, sorry, ma'am. For you, what I can do?" I pulled out my tire iron that I'd hung underneath your dress I held it in a most dreadful manner, said "Surprise, surprise, surprise!" "Shazam, shazam! Why, oh why, did I give up on my country?" "Oh, golly, Christ, why, oh why, give up on my god?" And I sang, cause that's what you do We all got something we do Maybe you drive around the schoolyard and look on the little boys Maybe you stay late on the farm and have your way with the beasts Maybe you go to Kitty's Arcade, with 24 hours of pleasure shows You turn your back and watch the reflection of the girls As they dance, dance As they dance, dance As they dance, dance Like I do As they dance, dance As they dance, dance As they dance, dance Like I do As they dance, dance As they dance, dance As they dance, dance Like I do