No one was spiteful or vindictive, no one lied shagged the nanny or the poolboy on the side No one tried to k** the other with a kitchen implement. It was a good breakup, to that extent I'm alone again and I know I'm the only one to blame I ain't chasing down the oxy with some liquid kind of lame Not facedown in the gutter Or jumping off a ledge Though my heart is broken like a politician's pledge I ain't sticking pins in dolls that look like you You didn't tell all our friends that I'm an evil shrew I didn't insult your mama You didn't vandalize my car It was a good breakup, at least so far