David shiner - Amayzing Gertrude lyrics

[Gertrude] So she flew to the doctor, the doctor named Dake Whose office was high in a tree by the lake And she cried, -Mr. Doctor! - oh, please, do you know Of some kind of pill that will make my tail grow [Cat, as Doctor Dake] "Tut tut!", said the Doctor. (Unintelligible speak) [Gertrude] Huh?? [Cat, as Doctor Dake] In other words, your little tail is just right for your kind of bird! [Gertrude] Then Gertrude had tantrums, she raised such a din That finally the doctor just had to give in [Cat, as Doctor Dake] Alright already! Bring in the Pill-berry bush! [Gertrude] Gulp! Gulp! Gulp! Gulp gulp gulp! What was that? Something's itching me What was that? Something's twitching me What was that? Are those feathers I see? I think my tail's beginning Oh my word This is wonderful Second, third Wow, I'm colorful What a bird I'm beginning to be Amayzing Gertrude [Bird Girls] Just look at the tail she is sportin' [Gertrude & Bird Girls] Amayzing Gertrude [Gertrude] Thank you, Doctor Dake [Bird Girls] Thanks, doc [Gertrude & Bird Girls] Amayzing Gertrude [Gertrude] And hopefully I'll impress Horton [Bird Girls] Amayzing Gertrude [Gertrude] One more pill will do me good Yes, it will One more, one more, one more pill [Bird Girls] Soon, she'll have the biggest tail She'll have the biggest tail [Gertrude] I'll have the biggest tail [Gertrude & Bird Girls] The biggest tail of [Gertrude] All [Bird Girls] All