David Seville - Weekend in France, Italy, England, Amsterdam, Greece... lyrics

How I love wooden shoes And white tulips Where the glorious windmills abound Dave: "We're not in Holland, Alvin" Alvin: "Oh!" And the chime of Big Ben Can be heard around the town Where the guards stand So straight at the palace And the fog is as thick as it gets Dave: "We're not in England" Alvin: "I knew that" And the leaning tower Even though it is bent Dave: "Not Italy" There is nothing as great as Spain Dave: "Nope" Or dancing at Oktoberfest Dave: "Try again" My heart soars in Amsterdam Dave: "Uh uh" And skiing in San Moritz Dave: "Wrong" As we ride through the desert on camels The sun beating upon our face Dave: "Camels? Do you see any camels, Alvin?!" And the kangaroos are hopping All around the place Dave: "Kangaroos?" As the African lions approach us And we barely escape with our lives Dave: "Oh, come on!" We crawled over the Great Wall of China And woke up in Budapest To our surprise Dave: "Alvin..." There is nothing as great as Nome Dave: "Alaska?" Or sailing down the blue Danube Dave: "Oh my gosh" The royalty of Monaco Dave: "Uh, hold it" We may never go back home Dave: "Fellows..." As the snakes sway and dance Out of baskets And the... Dave: "Okay, that's it you guys, hold it right there. There's no dancing snakes Or kangaroos or lions approaching. We're in Greece. Home of the Parthenon, the Acropolis, The Eiffel Tower." Alvin: "Dave, the Eiffel Tower is in France." Dave: "I knew that. You guys have got me all mixed up. London, Switzerland, Where are we?"