David Rovics - Moron lyrics

Francoise Ducros lost her job As Director of Communications She was representing Canada At a meeting of the NATO nations When she had the gall To say what was very clear Something everybody knew Which they didn't want to hear In the global mafia There's no doubt who's the Don But everybody knows That George Bush is a moron Maybe you voted for him 'Cause you like to shoot your gun Or perhaps you own an oil company And you're happy that he won But if that is the case You know you've got to take it on the chin And thank the Gods For the doctors of the spin 'Cause if it weren't for soundbytes Then just like his Uncle Ron There'd be no one left who could deny That George Bush is a moron Perhaps you protested And said it wasn't fair He didn't even win the vote He should not be in there But maybe you still have some dignity And you try to put on the best face 'Cause you just can't come to grips It seems like it just shouldn't be the case It's as if there's this really stupid cop With a nuclear baton Not only is he evil But George Bush is a moron Well perhaps you are hoping You can make it to the end Just a few more years And we'll be around the bend If the world is still standing And not yet blown up into pieces With a rally at the ballot box We can see that this nightmare ceases Until you look over your shoulder At what might happen when he's gone Once it captures your attention That Tom Daschle is a moron