David Lindsay-Abaire - Donkey Pot Pie lyrics

[Donkey] Dragon! [Dragon] You didn't knock when you entered, baby You didn't wipe your feet [Donkey] Aw, jeez! [Dragon] I didn't see no open house sign Is this is a trick or treat? Ooo ooo ooo [Donkey] A little help here! [Dragon] You need to brush up on fairytales, friend Cause dragons like their sleep [Donkey] Go on and grab some shut-eye! [Dragon] I wrote the book on fire-breathing Why don't you read it and weep? [Donkey] I'm actually already in a book club We're reading Angela's Ashes [Dragon] I'm gonna shake you I'm gonna bake you I'm gonna make you a donkey pot pie [Donkey] What? [Dragon] Salisbury steak you I'll frosted flake you I'll paty-cake you, my donkey pot pie Yeah! Yeah! [Donkey Wait a minute! My, what big teeth you have They're so... sparklin' white I bet you hear this from all of your food But you much bleach at night Is that a hint of minty freshness (Oh, I am scared to d**h!) I like a girl with a dazzlin' smile And tic-tac on her breath Oh-oh-oh... oh-oh... Don't k** me Lady with the pretty teeth [Dragon] I'm gonna love you [Donkey] Uh-oh [Dragon] And take hold of you [Donkey] Slow down, baby [Dragon] I'll velvet glove you... [Donkey] Velvet glove me? [Dragon] My donkey pot pie! I'm gonna keep you Little Litle Bo Peep you I'm gonna sweep you Up into the... ...skyyyyyyyy I'm gonna squeeze you I'm gonna tease you I'm gonna please you I'm gonna have me A big ol' honkin' Sloppy gloppy cherry on the toppy Piece of donkey! Pot! Pie... Na-nana-nanana! Donkey! [Donkey] Oo! [Dragon] Donkey! [Donkey] Hey! [Dragon] Donkey! [Donkey] Ai! [Dragon] Pot! [Donkey] Yeah! [Dragon] Pie