When I was driving through El Paso Thats when my truck ran out of ga**o I fought a man to get that ga**o That was driving through El Paso I met a man in Amarillo He made me wrestle his garillo He fluffed me up just like a pillow That was down in Amarillo The Texas Tango it ruins my brain Every town is just the same I just keep going from town to town Trying not to let my deal go down. I met a man down in Durango He made me do the Texas Tango He mashed me up just like a mango That was driving through Durango When I was driving down to Austin I fought a man he was from Boston You know it really was exhaustin' That was driving down to Austin. The Texas Tango it ruins my brain Every town is just the same I just keep going from town to town Trying not to let my deal go down.