Aw, right Long shot lover was a real bun buster Talkin' lethal fantasy 'Cause the next best thing was nothin' much And the next best thing was me Well, workin' on approval So I got her on the rocks and I put her on the tip of my tongue I said, "Don't get smart with an angel, babe You ain't the girl next door an' we ain't done" Wow, it's simple fantasy Last call an' I don't need no drink This is last call, could be later than you think, wicked Last call, before they hit the lights This is last call but that don't mean goodnight I'm a real good loser 'cause I get a lot of practice With the breaks, when I'm beatin' my boys "Now what's the only thing to do in this town?" An' she gives me a multiple choice It's like Peter Pan an' Tinkerbell Poised on the perverbial brink I asked her, "How the hell you get in those tight blue jeans?" She said, "For starters you could buy me a drink" Gotta stoop to conquer me Last call an' I don't need no drink This is last call, could be later than you think Last call, wow, before they hit the lights Last call but that don't mean goodnight I'm a real good loser 'cause I get a lot of practice With the breaks, when they're beatin' the boys So I asked her, "What's the only thing to do in this town?" An' she gives me a multiple choice It's like Peter Pan an' Tinkerbell Poised on the perverbial brink I said, "How the hell you get in those tight blue jeans?" She said, "For starters you could buy me a drink" It was, last call an' I don't need no drink Last call, could be later than you think Last call, wow, before they hit the lights This is, last call but that don't mean goodnight Last call Last call Last call Last call Last call Last call Last call