It was a time of trouble and a time of grief Kings lay with who*es and begat thieves Yeah the world was wicked and their hearts were cold Noah said to his missus, "Well, it's time to go" Lord said to Noah, "'Fore ya float that arc You better save me a space for my hammerhead shark Whoa yeah, the Hammerhead Shark Now, now now Johnny was bad, liked to drink and fight And he raised big hell every Saturday night When the sheriff found him nearly broken in two Sheriff said to Johnny, "Well, I think I know who If he had teeth like knives and skin like bark You musta rumbled it up with a Hammerhead Shark Mmm, the Hammerhead Shark A woman went to court, entered her plea Said, "Keep my husband away from me... He don't understand what a man should know By the time I could teach him, he'd be far too old! Judge I found a lover ain't afraid of the dark Honey, I'm in love with a Hammerhead Shark" Oh, Hammerhead Shark Watch me know, watch me know (Here he comes) Ah, take it easy baby, Take it easy (Here he comes) Watch me know, watch me know (Here he comes) Wow Over there, over there Wooh Women all over, across the USA Got spoiled to d**h in the hammerhead way President went to Congress, here's what he said: "Gentlemen, our honor has been betrayed! We're in deep, deep water, 'less I missed my mark Put out an APB on the Hammerhead Shark!" Wow! A woman went to court, entered her plea Said, "Keep my husband away from me... He don't understand what a man should know By the time I could teach him, he'd be far too old! Beep bop belula bitty bop shoo wow! I found a lover ain't afraid of the dark Honey, I'm in love with a Hammerhead Shark Whoa, the Hammerhead Shark Wow Yeah, the Hammerhead Shark Ooh, the hammer, hammerhead Swim away baby Just a Hammerhead Shark Ooh, shake it baby How, how, how, how, how Swim a lil' faster, mama, woo wee Just a Hammerhead Shark Yeah, a shark on the street mama