David LaMotte - S.S. Bathtub lyrics

I am the Captain of the S.S. Bathtub I roam wherever I please I am the Captain of the S.S. Bathtub Come sail away with me My friends come visit on the S.S. Bathtub They arrive on water skis Some are dolphins and some are whales And some are manatees I travel far in the S.S. Bathtub I sail the seven seas Sometimes I stop at islands That look just like great big knees I am the Captain of the S.S. Bathtub I roam wherever I please I am the Captain of the S.S. Bathtub Come sail away with me I've got two dogs on the S.S. Bathtub A Great Dane and a Pekinese I named one Port and I named one Starboard And I'll let you name their fleas The fish that swim under the S.S. Bathtub Know all their ABCs They study hard in their school of fish Then they go and catch some Z's I am the Captain of the S.S. Bathtub I roam wherever I please I am the Captain of the S.S. Bathtub Come sail away with me For dinner on the S.S. Bathtub We all eat mac & cheese I don't use salt and I don't use pepper 'Cause I don't want the whales to sneeze We love to play on the S.S. Bathtub With our blocks and our frisbees We make up songs and we put on plays And we never watch TVs I am the Captain of the S.S. Bathtub I roam wherever I please I am the Captain of the S.S. Bathtub Come sail away with me