David Grisman - There Ain't No Bugs On Me lyrics

Chorus 1 Oh there ain't no bugs on me There ain't no bugs on me There may be bugs on some of you mugs But there ain't no bugs on me Well, the Juney bug comes in the month of June The lightning bug comes in May Bed bug comes just any old time But, they're not going to stay Chorus 2 Oh there ain't no bugs on me There ain't no bugs on me There may be bugs on the rest of you mugs But there ain't no bugs on me Well, a bull frog sittin' on a lily pad Looking up at the sky The lily pad broke and the frog fell in He got water all in his eye...ball [Chorus 1] [Spoken: "Get away from me you horse fly"] Mosquito he fly high Mosquito he fly low If old mosquito lands on me He ain't a gonna fly no mo' [Chorus 2] A peanut sittin' on a railroad track His heart was all a flutter Along come a choo-choo on the track Toot! Toot! Peanut bu*ter! [Chorus 1] Well little bugs have littler bugs Up on their backs to bite 'em And the littler bugs have still littler bugs And so ad infinitum [Chorus 2] As I went walking through the woods Humming a tune so gaily The wind come whistling through the trees And froze my ukelele [Chorus 1] Oh there ain't no flies on me There ain't no flies on me There may be flies on some of you guys But there ain't no flies on me Oh there ain't no lobsters on me There, ain't no lobsters on me There may be lobsters on some of you mobsters But there ain't no lobsters on me Oh it ain't gonna rain no more no more It ain't gonna rain no more How in the heck can I wash my neck When it ain't gonna rain no more? Oh it ain't gonna rain no more, no more It ain't gonna rain no more How in the hell can the old folks tell If it ain't gonna rain no more? [Chorus 1]