Holy cow, I need to get my sh** together cos She's not the one for me She's gonna take my hand and drag me into stormy weather cos She's not the one for me She's got big ideas, some of the ugliest you'll ever know She's not the one for me Got me bad '79, '83 and '87, ah She's not the one for me Hey hey I cannot live without her now I just can't imagine someone else instead I know that she's no good for me, ah But she's all in my head One of these days I know she's going to end up k**ing me She's not the one for me She's got a perfect smile, it's all yellow teeth and villainy She's not the one for me Total strangers tell me "she's up to something kid, I'm warning you" She's not the one for me I don't trust that funny little man from California She's not the one for me Hey hey I just cannot be without her now I just can't imagine someone else instead I know that she's no good for me, ah But she's all in my head, hey Sha-la-la-la-la-la-laaa She's not the one for me Sha-la-la-la-la-la-laaa She's not the one for me Sha-la-la-la-la-la-laaa She's not the one for me Sha-la-la-la-la-la-laaa She's not the one for me