Today's a great day for a trip to South Carolina We'll stay awake in the rain beating the sh** out of each other And when the day breaks we'll still be in the finer Parts of the nation with the car that you flipped over On the Sunday when the skateboard fell on gravel You broke your collarbone, but didn't tell the doctor Because you know his evil has come unraveled He put the dog to sleep the last time that you walked her Every wishing cowboy's d**h Every dying cowboy's wish Will come true and he'll be born Back into the child he is The only comfort for a crying girl is drinking So slip a roofie into every town's water But don't touch anyone, I don't know what you were thinking Let them sleep and don't disturb your neighbor's daughter Falling over with bottle-handed duct tape You called your mother and sobbed apologetic But you've failed in all regards and there is only one escape To throw away all ties to anything genetic Every insecurity I've ever held in my heart Is coming back right now when all is going greatly Your hands are the only things keeping me from fallin' apart But anyway they're the only things that I've been feelin' lately Finally I'm seein' that the highs were really the lows And it's only now that I consciously have caught up But it only occurs to me when my eyes are closed Because when I open them they get hit with the sawdust!