I walk past the home of the midget Hawaiian Past the hall where I learned all about the Cardiff giant The house where I puked all over the bathroom And got the number of a girl named Catherine I regret never calling after I left her It was probably the best chance for s** Last semester I walk through the shortcut between the two boremans The spot where someone puked a few weeks back The stain is still there rotting on the pavement Trailing off right down a little crack I stare at the steeple of the church steps I sat on When I needed a little rest late at night after drinking Last semester