Thanks for selling me d** When your boyfriend got them And thanks for giving me a good deal Thanks for not telling me About how you love him And thanks for acting like we are real I pretend enough for 200 pink elephants My eyes are fires that burn in the forests And spread like water, quenching the drying leaves That weep and weep for us Whatever you say I pretend I believe it If it's only me or if you lie to everyone I wish I could be your confident lover But out of all of us nerds I'm just another one I like buying when I don't have any cash on me You like to spend your dough On whatever strikes your fancy But share, share Oh, oh Don't spend your time with me Oh, oh, we've all gotta die someday The girl you betray with every time you see Your money-earning friend who remains in secrecy Told me when she still lived in our area That I should hope for some time in a future age But what she didn't know at the time Could've helped me wanna survive And she might not have moved out of town But she did, she's gone now