David Devant & His Spirit Wife - This Is For Real lyrics

Alan's mum and dad They brought him up quite well They taught him how to Read and write And how to speak 'n' spell TM But now he's getting older He's broken all his toys They're sending him on holiday With other naughty boys But it makes him laugh And the world laughs with him Never would have guessed He'd get it wrong We're making it up as we go along Josephine and Shirley Were the girls that I like best But now I see their lovers Are both buried in a chest Their father built the rockery That hid their little crime Now Shirley's doing magazines And Daddy's doing time But it makes him laugh Ha! ha! And the world laughs with him He never would have guessed She'd get it right Never would have guessed She'd turn out my light It don't take a minute No it won't take long We're making it up as we go along Humming a half remembered song When we woke up we thought What's the big deal Then we remember This is for reallllllll Well you've got to laugh And the world laughs with you Feel the fear and do it anyway Are you gonna come Gonna come outside and play No it don't take a minute No I don't take long We're making it up as we go along Humming a half remembered song When we woke up we thought What's the big deal Then we remember This is for real... This is for REAL!