David Devant & His Spirit Wife - Ballroom lyrics

There's someone waiting In the ballroom In the ballroom And they're preparing to Meet with their doom In the Ballroom Yah! yah! yah! There's a body lying in the study In the study And it's clothes are All tattered and bloody In the study Yah! yah! yah! I've got something cooking In my kitchen In the kitchen But you don't want to know Quite what's in the kitchen Yah! yah! yah! I look to my friend And I see in his eyes I mustn't falter I mustn't falter Changing the evidence isn't so wise The facts don't alter The facts don't alter All of this murder Gives me palpitations Monsters and ghoulies And manifestations I can't believe this Is really happening to me Yah! yah! yah! And now I turn to Uncle Jo He rolls the dice 'cos it's his go He lifts his hand to scratch his chin 'Cos when he plays, he plays to win Now lets turn to cousin Sarah I pull a face to try and scare her To Uncle Jo she show her cards He says p**s off! Let's play charades And now I see across the table The grinning face of Aunty Mable I look at her my knees go weak Her mouth atremble She starts to speak It was Miss Scarlet In the ballroom And she was using (what was she using?) She was using The La la la la la La la la la Lead piping It was the La la la la la la La la la la la Lead piping