David Catney - ​if you could see inside my head you might call me a f**ing lunatic or a genius, depending on how drunk you are lyrics

i'm considering giving up on everything, moving out to the forest and starting a cross species between human and deer. me and my deer-human hybrid family could raise an ant farm and paint landscapes by candlelight. we could build an under ground community so as not to scare off civilians walking through the forest and we would stay under there until we grew in number and in strength. then we would rise and take the land away from all the disgusting non-hybrid full humans with their stupid rituals and garments and haircuts. we would live happier then anyone to ever live and we would sing each other to sleep every night with different Simon and Garfunkel tunes. i'm going to sleep well tonight.