David Burns - Impossible lyrics

[SENEX] Why did he look at her that way? [HERO] Why did he look at her that way? [SENEX & HERO] Must be my imagination [SENEX] She's a lovely blooming flower, he's just a sprout-- Impossible! [HERO] She's a lovely blooming flower, he's all worn out-- Impossible! [SENEX] Just a fledgeling in the nest... [HERO] Just a man who needs a rest... [SENEX] He's a beamish boy at best [HERO] Poor old fellow! [SENEX] He's a child, and love's a test he's too young to pa**-- Impa**ible! [HERO] He has asthma, gout, a wife, lumbago and gas-- Irascible! [SENEX] Romping in the nursery... [HERO] He looks tired... [SENEX] Son, sit on your father's knee [HERO] Father, you can lean on me [SENEX & HERO] Him? Impossible! [HERO] But why did she wave at him that way? [SENEX] Why did she wave at him that way? [SENEX & HERO] Could there be an explanation? [HERO] Women often want a father, she may want mine-- It's possible! [SENEX] He's a handsome lad of twenty I'm...thirty-nine-- It's possible! [HERO] Older men know so much more... [SENEX] In a way, I'm forty-four... [HERO] Next to him, I'd seem a bore [SENEX] All right, fifty! [HERO] Then again, he is my father; I ought to trust-- Impossible! [SENEX] Then again, with love at my age Sometimes it's just Impossible! [HERO] With a girl I'm ill at ease... [SENEX] I don't feel well... [HERO] Sir, about those birds and bees-- [SENEX] Son, a gla** of water, please [SENEX & HERO] The situation's fraught Fraughter than I thought With horrible, impossible, possibilities!