He said judge your honor Hear my plea Before you open up your court I don't crave no sympathy For what I have to report I caught her with a gambling Joe I had warned her about once before I pulled my knife, and I went insane The rest you already know He said judge, judge, good kind judge Send me to the ‘lectric chair He said judge, judge, hear me judge I want to get out of here I want to take a journey to the devil down below I sliced up my sweet petootie I gotta reap just what I sow So judge, judge, hear me judge And send me to the ‘lectric chair [Instrumental Interlude] He said judge, oh listen to me judge Please now send me to the ‘lectric chair He said judge, your honor, mister, sir I love that girl so dear I don't want no bondsman to go my bail And I don't want to spend no ninety-nine years Stuck in your stinking jail Judge, judge, hear me judge Oh send me to the ‘lectric chair [Instrumental Interlude] He said judge, aw judge, Mister Sirica please Send me to the ‘lectric chair Aw judge, now judge, meister judge Burn me cause I don't care First I cut her with my Barlow And then I kinda kicked her in the side And then I stood there laughing on her While she buckled up and died So judge, judge, hear me judge And send me to the ‘lectric chair [Instrumental Outro]