As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent You asked for the latest party With your silicon hump and your ten-inch stump Dressed like a priest you was Todd Browning's freak you was Crawling down the alley on your hands and knees I'm sure you're not protected for it's plain to see The Diamond Dogs are poachers and they hide behind trees Hunt you to the ground they will Mannequins with k** appeal Will they come? - I keep a friend serene Will they come? - Oh, baby, come unto me Will they come? - Well, she's come, been, and gone Come out of the garden, baby You'll catch your d**h in the fog Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs The Halloween Jack is a real cool cat And he lives on top of Manhattan Chase The elevator's broke, so he slides down a rope Onto the street below Oh Tarzie, go man go Meets his little hussey with his ghost town approach Her face is sans feature but she wears a Dali brooch Sweetly reminiscent, something mother used to bake Wrecked up and paralysed Diamond Dogs are civilised Will they come? - I keep a friend serene Will they come? - Oh, baby, come unto me Will they come? - Well, she's come, been, and gone Come out of the garden, baby You'll catch your d**h in the fog Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs Woo-ooh-hoo-oo, call them the Diamond Dogs Woo-ooh-hoo-oo, call them the Diamond Dogs Oh! Who! Ooooooooh ... In the year of the scavenger, the season of the b**h Sashay on the boardwalk, scurry to the ditch Just another future song, lonely little kitsch There's gonna be sorrow Try and wake up tomorrow Will they come? - I keep a friend serene Will they come? - Oh, baby, come unto me Will they come? - Well, she's come, been, and gone Come out of the garden, baby You'll catch your d**h in the fog Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs Woo-ooh-hoo-oo, call them the Diamond Dogs Woo-ooh-hoo-oo, call them the Diamond Dogs Waf waf! Woof woof! Wah wah! Call them the Diamond Dogs Dogs! Call them the Diamond Dogs Call them, they call them Call them the Diamond Dogs, call them, they call them Call them the Diamond Dogs Keep cool! Diamond Dogs rule OK? Beware of the Diamond Dogs Beware of the Diamond Dogs Beware of the Diamond Dogs, yeah. oh Beware of the Diamond Dogs, yeah, oh