David Bottrill - Hooker with a Penis lyrics

[Verse 1] I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s And a dope Beastie tee, nipple rings, and new tattoos That claimed that he was OGT, back from '92, the first EP And in between sips of Coke He told me that he thought we were selling out Laying down, s**ing up to the man [Chorus] Well now I've got some advice for you, little buddy Before you point the finger you should know that I'm the man And if I'm the man, then you're the man, and he's the man as well So you can point that f**ing finger up your a** [Verse 2] All you know about me is what I've sold you, dumb f** I sold out long before you ever heard my name I sold my soul to make a record, dipsh**, and you bought one [Chorus] So I've got some advice for you, little buddy Before you point your finger, you should know that I'm the man If I'm the f**ing man then you're the f**ing man as well So you can point that f**ing finger up your a** All you know about me is what I've sold you, dumb f** I sold out long before you ever heard my name I sold my soul to make a record, dipsh**, and you bought one [Outro] All you read and wear or see and hear on TV Is a product Begging for your fata** dirty dollar So ... Shut up and Buy my new record Send more money f** you, buddy