You're so creative With your reviews Of what other people do How satisfying that must be for you Am I a christian? Are you a j**? Did you k** my Lord? Must I forgive you? I know it's hard to be original In fact nothing scares me more Because Jesus only lets me do What has been done before The path of least resistance Ancient holy wars The same old easy targets Yeah, we've all been there before So if it starts to get you down Just pretend That you don't make your living From selling advertising Tracking trends Corralling demographics And maximizing traffic Then if you get tired of making tapes for free You can always start a band with me Or anybody