[Verse 1] Officer Please don't haul me in Though I'm drunk again I can explain I swear to you For a week I have Been completely dry Until tonight He's been such a good example Everything he's done for me I couldn't bear to let him down [Verse 2] Monday night Brother sat me down Very graciously And explained If I'm going to help you I must make it very clear Brother that I love you But certainly I hate your sin So you see you can't arrest me I swore I'd be careful not to Further shame the family name