David Banner - Californication lyrics

In californication, yeah, b**h I'm from the country but that don't make a n***a soft Big city n***as come south and get their wigs knocked off Tell me, I just hustle and flow Find a track to start and pimp on a hoe The block got hot a n***a, had to get low Get the f** out of dodge and hit my uncle on the east side Trevon, wharrup neph what's cracking I wanna visit L.A., I'm already packed Been already stacking so we gonna get turned up Soon as you land, purple kush gonna get burnt up sh**, the next day I'm in the LAX Uncle Trey pulled up in a Camaro SS Black on black, sitting on 23 Bumping rich boy like b**h throw some of these 2 bad b**hes in the back seat, one of them for me Next kid I will name Marie Rolling up some trees on the 1-0-5 east Roll down the window, just to feel the breeze It's real nice, feeling like paradise (sheesh) And all I can see is sunshine and palm trees Welcome to californication Welcome to californication Where we're going? To the hood Now I wanna see the swat and the green shower slugs Fool, that's where the cops be n***a, I ain't got no driver's license or a**urance Sure enough the cops put us over on corners Everybody out the car, the cops set us on the curve They searched the ashtray and found a roach full of herbs What's this in that cigar? Medical marijuana officer I got a weed call What condition you smoke weed for? Trevon Jones, place your hands behind your back You're under arrest for warrants go to court tornt Monday Monday? It's Wednesday man, Or maybe Tuesday, you heard me ma'am Now if you keep it up, I'll arrest you for obstruction of justice Trev like, take the car, f** this Have fun, call my homies, go clubbing with your dumb a** At least they ain't found my gun stash Welcome to californication, you might come for vacation Welcome to californication, you might leave on probation Welcome to californication, everyone knows, anything goes Welcome to californication, in californication I dropped the b**hes off, now I'm off to my uncle house Stopped by the liquor store, nothing but the thugs out White teeth and chunks when n***as hit me up like Where you from homie? Lifted up his shirt on me, Colt 45 And dawg I wouldn't strap another would walk up like Nah, he cool, that's Dave Black, Tray lo folks Visiting from Mississippi, Pa** the pine of Hennesey, here sip this with me I'm Javon, we're gonna get it popping tonight Wa**up, Hollywood around, these n***as are flocking at night What's flocking? Breaking in homes, BNE, burglary n***a, damn you slow Oh we kicked it in the hood drinking smoking kush twist up Hood rat with the big bu*t chose up got our dicks up Kissed my auntie on the cheek see you laters Now we 5 n***as deep and J bonds Navigator The club's off the chain, I'm seeing models and stars NBA players straight buying out bars The state of Arizona tryna segragate But my dick don't discriminate, Black girls white girls, pimping I just like girls California girls, Katy Perry tight girls Met an Asian with fake tits next to a hype girl She took a pot of breath sniffing on that white girl VIP bottles and all that, this sun branded n***a started pouring out cognac I said Pipin what you doin'? He said f** you too And that's the last thing he do and I took a bottle and I cracked that n***a, smacked that n***a Security bust me like arrest that n***a Tearing up the club, all 5 of us Asian b**h grab me like hurry up slide with us But the cops were outside stopped her, detained me Found some coke in her purse, motherf**ers blame me Next thing you know I'm in the county jail I walked in the cell, my uncle Tray's right there And he's just shaking his head then he laughed at a n***a Don't be in the bed, don't let the bright lights fool ya and lay you trinket bless It's been 24 hours I just caught my first case I'm just here to see the Hollywood sign get locked up n***as doin' crazy, tribe lights get popped up As they tripping on me for no reason Jail politics, county n***as in season Welcome to californication, you might come for vacation Welcome to californication, you might leave on probation I'm telling you that Welcome to californication, anyone goes, everything goes Welcome to californication, in californication