The Jimmy Buffer Song David Allen Coe Prelude: This song is for all the people that's been reviewing our records and say we sound a lot like Jimmy Buffet because we live in Key West and use Congo drums in our songs. For all those people that live in Key West and are under the misconception that Mr. Buffet live in Key West and we'd like to say there's a lot of things in Key West, as a matter of fact, there's Chorus: There's sailboats and conk shells and palm trees galore, But Jimmy Buffet doesn't live in Key West anymore Sister spare change has a bumper sticker on the door Says Jimmy Buffet doesn't live here any more Verse 1: Hey smugglers need those Buffet songs, snitching on the sly Bringing heat where it's already to damn hot to die Son of a son of b**h, what's all that bullsh** for Jimmy Buffet doesn't' live in Key West anymore Verse 2 Sailing to the Caribbean Jimmy might well be Pictures up in Rollin' Stone for all the world to see The rich keep getting richer, the poor they just stay poor Jimmy buffet doesn't' live in Key West anymore Verse 3 Now Jimmy's moved to Malibu with all those other stars He's not down at in Duval Street hangin' out in bars All them God damned tourist, got to be a bore. Jimmy Buffet doesn't live here any more Verse 4 So don't tell me I sound like Jimmy Buffet Just because I got that island beat Jimmy might have grown up on the ocean Me, I kinda grown up on the street Music's just a way of life, me I'm liv'in free Don't lay all that Key West Jimmy Buffet sh** on me Verse 5 Now Divers Do It Deeper must have really made them mad Some of them reviewers said it really sounded bad Well they liked Margaritaville, me I liked it too Someday Jimmy, why don't we just both get drunk and screw Oh those creepy Mother f**ers that think music is a who*e Tell that you just don't live in Key West anymore Chorus: There's sailboats and conk shells and palm trees galore, But Jimmy buffet doesn't live in Key West anymore Sister spare change has a bumper sticker on the door Says Jimmy Buffet doesn't live here any more