David Allan Coe - 3 Biggest Lies In The World lyrics

Well the motorcycle club had a party, And all the young virgins were there. And I found a blonde with little bitty titties And a pretty yellow ribbon in her hair. Then I told her the three biggest lies in the world, The ones my Daddy first told me, And that was the beginning of my s**ual life And the end of my fantasy. I said, "This'll only hurt for a little while, I'll only put the head of it in. I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth." Met her in a local honky-tonk, Told her it was love at first sight. She was just a-lookin' for a shoulder to cry on And a place where she could spend the night. Me, I was a little nervous - I'd never been that far before, So I told her the three biggest lies in the world As we danced across the floor. I said, "This'll only hurt for a little while, I'll only put the head of it in. I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth." Busted in a Birmingham robbery, He didnt have no money for bail. The judge bound him over to the local grand jury And the Sheriff threw his young a** in jail. They put him in the cell with a pervert, That later tried to climb in his bed. Stuck one of them homemade knives to his throat, And these are the words that he said, Good Buddy- "This'll only hurt for a little while, I'll only put the head of it in. I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth."