David Allan Coe - Were You Born An Asshole lyrics

Well I was driving down I-95 the other night When somebody nearly cut me right off the road I decided it wasn't going to do any good to get mad So I wrote a song about him instead. It goes like this... Were you bo-rn an a**hole, or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine, 'cause you're an a**-hole tonight Yes you're an A-SSHOLE, and don't you try to blame it on me You deserve all the credit, you're an a**hole tonight You were an a**ho-le yesterday, you're an a**-hole tonight And I've got a feeling, you'll be an a**hole the rest of your life And I was talking to your mother, just the other night I told her I thought you were an a**hole, she said "yes, I think you're right" And a-ll your friends are a**holes, 'cause you've known them your whole life And somebo-dy told me, you've got an a**hole for a wife Were you bo-rn an a**hole, or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine, 'cause you're an a**-hole tonight