I'd walk across Kansas in a New York minute Climb the Colorado mountains in the fall Crawl through Arizona like a flatland lizard If I thought it'd do me any good at all I could swim Lake Erie with my hands tied behind me Eat a West Virginia coal miner's shoes Drink the Mississippi River if it took a month of Sundays Just to prove my love for you I remember well the first time that I kissed you Cause the things ain't been the same ever since You got me thinkin' I could eat a ten penny nail And spit out a barbed wire fence Now there ain't a livin' creature gonna ever come between us I'd fight lions snakes and gorillas too And if that ain't enough We'll start all over just to prove my love for you I could ride my pony through the eye of a hurricane Climb Mount Everest on a string Jump Niagara Falls in a burnin' barrel And bring you back a hoop smoke ring Wrestle alligators in the Okefenokee There's nothin' I wouldn't do If you just say the word I'll catch That Great Speckled Bird and bring it back to you I remember well the first time I'd walk across Kansas in a New York minute