Dave Rowntree - Dan Abnormal lyrics

[Intro] Lalala Lalala Lalala Lalala [Verse 1] Meanie Leanie, come on down Come and entertain the town It's Friday night and we're all bored Time's been called, there is no more Time's been called, it's such a bore [Chorus] Dan Abnormal, not normal at all It's not his fault, we made him this way He'll imitate you try to ape you But it's not his fault, Dan watches TV TV, TV, TV [Verse 2] The Meanie Leanie stays up late Mopes around gets in a state He's the k**er in your arcade Shooting gangster ready-made Cause that is where the future's made [Chorus] Dan Abnormal, not normal at all It's not his fault, we made him this way He'll imitate you try to ape you But it's not his fault, Dan watches TV TV, TV, TV (teleport me) TV, TV, TV (teleport me) [Bridge] Dan went to his local burger bar "I want McNormal and chips Or I'll blow you to bits, give us it" [Verse 3 It's the miseries at half-past three Watching video nasties He has dirty dreams when he's asleep Dan's just like you and me He's the Meanie Leanie (All together now) [Chorus] Dan Abnormal, not normal at all It's not his fault, we made him this way He'll imitate you try to ape you But it's not his fault, Dan watches TV Dan Abnormal, not normal at all It's not his fault, we made him this way He'll imitate you try to ape you But it's not his fault, Dan Abnormal's me [Outro] Lalala Lalala Lalala Lalala