Dave McCary - Marilyn Monroe vs Cleopatra lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! CLEOPATRA! VS MARILYN MONROE! BEGIN! [Verse 1: Marilyn Monroe] Whose rap flow's the dopest? Marilyn Monroe's is Overthrow pharaohs who oppose me like Moses You could never kick my a**, so kiss my cli*oris This ugly hag and Ka**emG got matching noses [Verse 2: Cleopatra] You better hold more than your skirt, miss please I'm the Queen of the Nile, so just bow down to me Plus you've got so much experience down on your knees Married a writer, but I don't even think you can read You'll sleep with any ugly dude who says he likes it hot Even Joe DiMaggio took a swing in your batter's box I'm a descendant of the Gods, don't anger me trick You'll lose this battle like your bout with barbituates [Verse 3: Marilyn Monroe] I had some ugly boys but you're forgettin' the others Marlon Brando and the Kennedy's, while you f** your own brothers You think you're so chic up in your fancy palace Gettin' low on Mark Antony, tossing Caesar's salad You wear too much eyeliner for anyone to adore you You might as well be working the door at Sephora I got an a** that won't quit, you had an asp and got bit, in the tit Somebody roll this b**h back up in a carpet [Verse 4: Cleopatra] You still got no children after your third marriage You lost so many babies we should call you Miss Carriage You've got an hourgla** figure, but that's about it A candle in the wind that can't act for sh** [Verse 5: Marilyn Monroe] Translate this into hieroglyphs Your sandy vagina has a 7-year itch My best friends are diamonds! You can't beat me, quit trippin' Step off and walk your a** home like an Egyptian WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!