Dave McCary - Genghis Khan vs The Easter Bunny lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! GHENGIS KHAN! VS! *sigh* The Easter Bunny BEGIN! [Verse 1: The Easter Bunny] How you gonna battle? I invented hip hoppin'! My little tail swinging and my big ears floppin' The Easter Bunny baby, I deserve to be arrogant You ugly, rapist, pelt wearing barbarian Ooh, what you gonna do? You've got a bucket on your head and a fu manchu! The Great Wall couldn't keep you out of China Watch me rub my foot for luck and stick it right up your vagina [Verse 2: Genghis Khan] Ha, ha, ha, come on! Your bunny a** about to feel the wrath of Kahn Silly rabbit, you'll need more than luck You've got two giant ears, but can't hear that you s** I drive a Mongol horde. Your army is weak! What? You going to attack me with a posse of peeps? I'll bite off your tail and punch your teeth down your throat Then butcher your family, and make a new coat [Verse 3: The Easter Bunny] Take it easy baby, no need for this meanness We should keep it peaceful, homeboy, Jesus! I give people candy, you just like to pillage Why don't you get out of my face and go back to your village [Verse 4: Genghis Khan] From Poland to Korea, I ravaged the land Now my DNA's in dudes From New York to Japan, Hah! Easter, my a**, you're not in the Bible You're a fluffy b**h mascot for Hallmark in denial WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!