Dave McCary - Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! ALBERT EINSTEIN VERSUS! STEPHEN HAWKING BEGIN! [Verse 1:Einstein] When I apply my battle theory minds are relatively blown So take a seat, Steve; oh, I see you brought your own What's with your voice, I can't frickin' tell You sound like WALL-E havin s** with a Speak & Spell I'll school you anywhere, MIT to Oxford All your fans will be like "Umm, that was Hawkward" I'm as dope as 2 rappers you better be scared Cause that means Albert E equals MC Squared! [Verse 2: Steven Hawking] Yoooooou've got no idea what you're messin with here, boy I've got 12 inch rims on my chair, that's how I roll y'all You look like someone glued a mustache on a Troll doll I'll be stretching out the rhyme like gravity stretches time When you try to put your little p-brane against this kind of mind I'm the best,im the Snoop Dogg of science I'll be droppin mad apples on your head from the shoulders of giants [Verse 3:Einstein] I'm the giant who shoulders you'd have stood on,if you could stand! I'll give you a brief history of pain with the back of my hand You can't destroy matter or me for serious Rippin holes in you bigger than the hole in your black hole theory was! [Verse 4:Hawking] There are ten million(million X7) Particles in the universe that we can Observe Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd You wanna bring the heat with them mushroom clouds you're makin I'm about to bake raps from scratch like Carl Sagan And while it's true that my work is based on you I'm a supercomputer you're like a TI-82 (OOOH!)