Dave Malloy - Four Friends lyrics

[DAVE] Side 2, Track 3. “Four Friends.” [ALL] OH EVAN WILLIAMS YOU DIRTY-FACED, SCRUFFY-KNEED BOY [BRENT] WHEN I WAS POOR AND LONELY I'D PUT YOU IN A JELLY JAR PUT YOU IN THE POCKET OF MY OLD TRENCH COAT AND SNEAK YOU INTO THE BAR NOW I GOT PLENTY OF MONEY BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T LOVE YOU WHEN THE ENDTIMES FALL AND THE ZOMBIES CRAWL I‘M GONNA DRINK YOU OUT OF MY SHOE [ALL] I LIKE TO LOSE MY MIND GET BLURRY SLOPPY BOOZY AND BLIND LIKE TO PUT MY HAND ON A PRETTY GIRL'S KNEE AND I GOT FOUR DEAR FRIENDS TO HELP ME OH JAMESON YOU DIGNIFIED, RIGHTEOUS YOUNG MAN [BRITTAIN] I DON'T CARE MUCH FOR GOD NO MATTER WHAT SET OF RULES YOU GOT PROTESTANT THIS AND-A CATHOLIC THAT TO ME IT'S JUST DIDDLY-SQUAT BUT I LOVE A GOOD REBELLION AND I LOVE TO HEAR A FIDDLE SLIDE SO WHEN THE REBELS CROON ‘BOUT THAT RISING MOON I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE ON JAMIE'S SIDE [ALL] I LIKE TO LOSE MY MIND GET BLURRY SLOPPY BOOZY AND BLIND LIKE TO PUT MY HAND ON A PRETTY GIRL'S KNEE AND I GOT FOUR DEAR FRIENDS TO HELP ME OH, MAKER'S MARK YOU SWEET LITTLE TEMPTRESS YOU [DAVE] I REMEMBER YOU AND MY DADDY SITTING IN THE EASY CHAIR HE'D RIP OPEN YOUR WAX AND POUR A FINGER OR TWO AND THEN HE'D SIT IN THE DARK AND JUST STARE I KNOW THAT HE WAS THINKIN' ‘BOUT SOMETHING MAYBE SOMETHING SAD FROM LONG AGO BUT WHEN HE'D TUCK ME IN, WITH THAT SAD LITTLE GRIN I'D THINK MAYBE I DON'T WANNA KNOW [ALL] I LIKE TO LOSE MY MIND GET BLURRY SLOPPY BOOZY AND BLIND LIKE TO PUT MY HAND ON A PRETTY GIRL'S KNEE [BRITTAIN & GELSEY] PRETTY BOY'S KNEE [ALL] AND I GOT FOUR DEAR FRIENDS TO HELP ME OH, LAGAVULIN YOU LOVELY LADY OF THE LOCHS [GELSEY] THERE'S A FOREST BURNING SOMEWHERE AND THE MOON IS RED AS BLOOD BUT THEN I LOOK IN YOUR EYE AND THE FAIRIES COME AND I'M SQUISHING MY TOES IN THE MUD I'M DANCING ON THE STONES OF THE ORACLE I'M KISSING IN THE WATERFALL I'M UNDER YOUR SPELL, IN A WISHING WELL I'M LOST AND I DON'T CARE AT ALL [ALL] I LIKE TO LOSE MY MIND GET BLURRY SLOPPY BOOZY AND BLIND I LIKE TO PUT MY HAND ON A PRETTY GIRL'S KNEE [DAVE & BRENT] PRETTY BOY'S KNEE [ALL] AND I GOT FOUR DEAR FRIENDS TO HELP ME FOUR DEAR FRIENDS TO HELP ME FOUR DEAR FRIENDS TO HELP ME