Dave Malloy - Any Kind of Dead Person lyrics

[BRITTAIN] Side 1, Track 7. “Any Kind of Dead Person.” [DAVE] IF YOU COULD BE A BIRD WHAT KIND OF BIRD WOULD YOU BE? [BRITTAIN] A ROBIN [GELSEY] IF YOU COULD BE A CAT WHAT KIND OF CAT WOULD YOU BE? [BRITTAIN] A LION [BRENT] AND IF YOU COULD BE A PART OF BREAKFAST WHAT PART OF BREAKFAST WOULD YOU BE? [BRITTAIN] THE PIECE OF TOAST [DAVE] AND IF YOU COULD BE A DEAD GUY WHAT KIND OF DEAD GUY WOULD YOU BE? [BRITTAIN] I'D BE A GHOST DON'T WANNA BE A ZOMBIE CUZ ZOMBIES ARE JUST GOOD FUN DON'T WANNA BE A VAMPIRE CUZ THEY CAN'T FEEL THE SUN DON'T WANNA BE A MEDICAL CORPSE THE STUDENTS WOULD CUT ME WRONG NO I JUST WANNA BE A GHOST AND GO WOOOOO ALL NIGHT LONG DON'T WANNA BE A GHOUL CUZ I RESPECT MYSELF DON'T WANNA BE SOME ASHES IN A COFFEE CAN ON THE SHELF DON'T WANNA BE A WRAITH I COULD NEVER BE THAT STRONG NO I JUST WANNA BE A GHOST AND GO WOOOOO ALL NIGHT LONG DON'T WANNA BE A POLTERGEIST CUZ I'M NO MOVIE STAR DON'T WANNA BE A LICH I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT THEY ARE DON'T WANNA BE JUST A BRAIN IN A JAR IN A LAB IN SOUTH HONG KONG NO I JUST WANNA BE A GHOST AND GO WOOOOO ALL NIGHT LONG DON'T WANNA BE A SPOOK CUZ THAT WORD'S A LITTLE RACIST DON'T WANNA BE A MUMMY I ADMIT IT, I'M AN AGEIST DON'T WANNA BE A WHITE WALKER THAT'S SOME OTHER FELLOW'S SONG NO I JUST WANNA BE A GHOST AND GO WOOOOO ALL NIGHT LONG YEAH I JUST WANNA BE A GHOST [ALL] SHE JUST WANTS TO BE A GHOST [BRITTAIN] YEAH I JUST WANNA BE A GHOST [ALL] SHE JUST WANTS TO BE A GHOST [BRITTAIN] YEAH I JUST WANNA BE A GHOST AND GO WOOOOO ALL NIGHT LONG