Dave Kutch - Wings On My Penis lyrics

Dear God, when I wake up, please can I have wings on my penis? Amen Uh! Yo! Huh! Yeah! Let's do this! Hey, yo, f** this sh**, I prayed to God but he forgot this kid Woke up and I was like, "I can't believe this, still ain't got no wings on my penis!" Penises are awesome! Penises are cool! Draw penis on the wall, draw penises at school, I draw a penis on the menu and all over place Sneak over when you're sleeping, draw a penis on your face Yeah motherf**er! Lil Tommy Terror Will I ever stop drawing penises? Never! Yo! Will I ever stop cursing? Maybe! NOT! If you don't like it, f** you! I prayed so hard, I even prayed to Jesus I even wrote to santa claus but all I got is sneakers! I don't want these Nike's, I don't want Adidas, all I want is wings on my mother-f**ing penis f** yeah! Oh sh**! Woah! Little Tommy Terror Aye! Yeah baby! What? f** you