Dave Keuning - Don't Shoot Me Santa lyrics

[Verse 1] BRANDON: "Oh Santa, I've been waiting on you" SANTA: "That's funny kid, because I've been coming for you" BRANDON: "Oh Santa, I've been k**ing just for fun" SANTA: "Well the party's over kid, because I Because I got a bullet in my gun" BRANDON: "A bullet in your what?" [Pre-Chorus 1] Santa's got a bullet in his gun You know it, Santa's got a bullet in his gun [Chorus 1] Don't shoot me, Santa Claus I've been a clean living boy, I promise you Did every little thing you asked me to I can't believe the things I'm going through Don't shoot me, Santa Claus Well, no one else around believes me But the children on the block they tease me I couldn't let them off that easy [Verse 2] BRANDON: "Oh Santa, It's been a real hard year" (Year) SANDA: "There just ain't no getting around this, life is hard But look at me, I turned out alright" BRANDON: "Hey Santa, why don't we talk about it? Work it out" SANTA: "Believe me, this ain't what I wanted I love all you kids, you know that Hell, I remember when you were just 10 years old Playing out there in the desert Just waiting for a sip of that sweet Mojave rain" [Pre-Chorus 2 ] In the sweet Mojave rain, the boy was on his own [Chorus 2] Don't shoot me, Santa Claus I've been a clean living boy, I promise you Did every little thing you asked me to I can't believe the things I'm going through Hey, Santa Claus Well, no one else around believes me But the children on the block they tease me I couldn't let them off that easy [Bridge] They had it coming so why can't you see? I couldn't turn my cheek no longer The sun is going down and Christmas is near Just look the other way and I'll disappear forever Woo! [Chorus] Don't shoot me, Santa Claus Well, no one else around believes me! But the children on the street they tease me I couldn't let them off that easy [Outro] Believe me Santa Santa