Dave Johnston - Ginsu Knifing lyrics

[Verse 1] What's it's good for? I'm gonna stay in bed What's it good for? I couldn't care less [Pre-Chorus] From five past six I'll be playing the hits Dance like a mongoose k**ing the snake in the pit [Chorus] People talking, dogs are barking, breakfast brunching, kids are raging, bacon's cooking, coffee drinking, fitness junkies keep on fasting, Ibuprofen, steroid pumping, infomercial ginsu knifing, pure filtration, dehydration, not my problem Yeah, yeah, yeah, modern living, not my problem Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is modern living, it's not my problem [Verse 2] What's it good for? Can you even tell? Piss poor service in this cold hell [Pre-Chorus] From five past six I'll be playing the hits Dance like a mongoose k**ing the snake in the pit [Chorus] People talking, dogs are barking, breakfast brunching, kids are raging, bacon's cooking, coffee drinking, fitness junkies keep on fasting, Ibuprofen, steroid pumping, infomercial ginsu knifing, pure filtration, dehydration, not my problem Yeah, yeah, yeah, modern living, not my problem Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is modern living, it's not my problem [Bridge] I'll be clueless ‘cause I'm talking to you (x4) This is modern living (x16) [Chorus] People talking, dogs are barking, breakfast brunching, kids are raging, bacon's cooking, coffee drinking, fitness junkies keep on fasting, Ibuprofen, steroid pumping, infomercial ginsu knifing, pure filtration, dehydration, not my problem Yeah, yeah, yeah, modern living, yeah, yeah, yeah not my problem (x2) I'll be clueless ‘cause I'm talking to you (x4) This is modern living (x4)