Dave Frishberg - Peel Me a Grape lyrics

Peel me a grape Crush me some ice Skin me a peach Save the fuzz for my pillow Talk to me nice, talk to me nice You've got to wine me and dine me Don't try to fool me; bej**el me Either amuse me, or lose me I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape Pop me a cork, french me a fry Crack me a nut, bring a bowl full of bon-bons Chill me some wine, keep standin' by Just entertain me, champagne me Show me you love me, kid glove me Best way to cheer me, cashmere me I'm getting hungry, peel me... Here's how to be an agreeable chap Love me and leave me in luxury's lap Hop when I holler, skip when I snap When I say "do it", jump to it Send out for scotch, boil me a crab Cut me a rose make, my tea with the petals Just hang around, pick up the tab Never out think me, just mink me Polar bear rug me, don't bug me New Thunderbird me, you heard me I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape Slowly Here's how to be an agreeable chap Love me and leave me in luxury's lap Hop when I holler, skip when I snap When I say, "do it"... Send out for scotch, boil me a crab Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals Just hang around, pick up the tab Never out think me, just mink me Polar bear rug me, don't bug me New Thunderbird me, you heard me I'm getting hungry Peel me a grape Peel me Peel me a grape