Dave Edmunds - Readers Wives lyrics

Well If you like your women short or tall You like your girlfriends big or small Just cruise on down to the corner stand Give your money to the man! A mugger carries a couple of knives All I wanna do is look at readers wives. There's big blonde Betty, really nifty She'll do a coach party for twelve dollars fifty. ********* look far and near For little Maria who'll do it for a beer. The old man watches and the young man jives All I wanna do is look at readers wives. Some girls look like their just plain gifted Others look like they're trained weightlifters Little one stands at four foot three While the big ones start at 44D. Quick, give me some coffee 'fore the police arrive I only came out to look at readers wives. So If you like your women short or tall You like your girlfriends big or small Just cruise on down to the corner stand Give your money to the man! A mugger carries a couple of knives All I wanna do is look at readers wives. Readers, readers wives Readers, readers wives Readers, readers wives Readers, readers wives Readers, readers wives Readers, readers wives Readers, readers wives Readers, readers wives The old man watches and the young man jives All I wanna do is look at readers wives.