Ain't it hard to stumble and land in some funny lagoon? Ain't it hard to stumble and land in some muddy lagoon? Especially when it's nine below zero and three o'clock in the afternoon? Ain't gonna hang no picture, ain't gonna hang no picture frame Ain't gonna hang no picture, gonna hang no picture frame Well, I might look like Robert Ford but I feel just like a Jesse James Well, I wish I was on some Australian mountain range Oh, I wish I was on some Australian mountain range I got no reason to be there but I imagine it would be some kind of change I got my dark sungla**es, I got for good luck my black tooth I got my dark sungla**es, I'm carryin' for good luck my black tooth Don't ask me nothin' 'bout nothin', I just might tell you the truth I got a woman in Jackson, I ain't gonna say her name I got a woman in Jackson, I ain't gonna say her name She's a brown-skin woman but I love her just the same