Dave Edmunds - Chutes and Ladders lyrics

Up the Ladder Down the Chute What a Game What a Hoot Your in the Game, you've got no Choice You can't Complain, you've got no Voice Take a Turn, roll the Dice Sometimes Nasty, Sometimes Nice Now it's a Nightmare, now a Dream Now it's Bitter, now it's Sweet Win or lose, you're in to Stay Prayin' for sixes until your dying Day Up the Ladder Down the Chute What a Game What a Hoot I guess he figured, this is Cute Lets throw in some forbidden Fruit That'll get em, it's a Beaut Up the Ladder, down the Chute Well you could Run, and you could Hide Punch all your Fun, the rest you Ride Watch the Players, bendin' Rules They sail along, in a ship of Fools You get Lucky, or miss the Throw Easy Come, or easy Go Take your Partners, they're playin' your Song Just make it up as you go Along Up the Ladder Down the Chute What a Game Man Ahh, Shoot Help me baby when the ladders Steep I'll be your eyes when the chutes are Deep Lets help each other win or lose in Style Lets help each other make it all Worthwhile Up the Ladder Down the Chute What a Game What a Hoot I guess he figured, this is Cute I think I'll throw in some forbidden Fruit That'll get 'em, it's a Beaut Up the Ladder, down the Chute Up the Ladder Down the Chute What a Game What a Hoot What a Game Man What a Hoot...