I knew the state of ol' Wisconsin back when I was eight I sang all over Minneapolis lookin' for a break I rode the rapid rivers with the Chiquoia Indian tribe I traveled on my thumb though it injured my pride I'm the world's worst world's first go-while-you-can original traveling man The world's best forget the rest one night stand original traveling man I've traveled down to Nashville just a looking for a song I've traveled down to Mexico just a looking for a home I guess I've got a self-winding watch for a mind I start runnin' down if I ain't movin' all the time I'm the world's worst world's first... I've traveled in a PT boat and fought for Uncle Sam I've been as close to d**h as any living man I've traveled in a limousine and I've traveled in a truck I've traveled by myself ma'm but thank you very much I'm the world's worst world's first... Hey I'm the world's worst world's first...