Dave Cohen - The 4 Georges: Born 2 Rule lyrics

[GEORGE I] I took the throne of England Just 'cause I was protestant A German prince whose English stank King George number one [GEORGE II] I like to argue, now that's clear Especially with my father here And when he died of diarrhoea I fought with my son [GEORGE III] I broke records with my sixty year reign [GEORGE VI] And I broke the scales with my giant frame [ALL] Born to rule over you King George [GEORGE IV] Four [GEORGE III] Three [GEORGE I] One [GEORGE II] And two [ALL] You had to do what we told you to Just because our blood was blue [GEORGE I] I was a hunk, girls adored me Ladies all swooned before me They would do anything for me Or I'd have their husbands k**ed [GEORGE II] Had a war with Prince Charles Bonnie [GEORGE III] Everyone said that I was f-f-funny [GEORGE IV] I spent everyone's money [ALL] Our subjects were not thrilled [GEORGE I] I was the sad one [GEORGE II] And I was the bad one [GEORGE III] I was the mad one [GEORGE IV] And I was the fat one [ALL] We were born to rule over you Georges [GEORGE I] One [GEORGE III] Three [GEORGE IV] Four [GEORGE II] And two [GEORGE III & IV] England's kings [GEORGE I & II] Though we were German too [GEORGE IV] Him [GEORGE I] Then him [GEORGE III] Then me [GEORGE I, II & III] Then you [GEORGE IV] We were born [GEORGE I, II & III] Born to rule over you [GEORGE IV] Born to rule [GEORGE I] Gorged on fruit Then I died on the loo [GEORGE II] People hated us [ALL] And we hated them too [GEORGE III & IV] Born to rule over you [GEORGE I & II] Born to rule over you [GEORGE III] Me, I was as batty as a bonkers kangaroo [GEORGE IV] Me, I would have been more at home in a zoo [ALL] And now our song is through [GEORGE II] Yeah... [GEORGE I, II & IV] Georges [GEORGE III] Banana