Dave Cobb - Spectacular Failure lyrics

[Verse 1] I knew a boy way back when His name was Bobby, and then He asked my daddy if I could go dancing But he could not make a pa** Can't tell his elbow from a** He was completely inept at romancing [Chorus] Oh, Bobby Well, it's so painful to watch you Well, in a crowd I could spot you Oh, Bobby You'll never nail her What a spectacular failure [Verse 2] He's got a buddy named Jack Who likes to take it as fact That he and Bobby have all of the power But don't believe what he says 'Cause Jack's gone soft in the head And Bob and Jack play grab-a** in the shower [Chorus] Oh, Bobby You play out every delusion You're better off in seclusion Oh, Bobby You've never looked paler What a spectacular failure [Musical Interlude] [Chorus] Oh, Bobby You don't appear to be dying Oh, it's like you're not even trying Oh, Bobby I can't excuse your behavior What a spectacular failure What a spectacular failure